SARAH SILVERMAN
Interview by Wayne Chinsang
Illustration by Fphatty Lamar

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YES, SHE'S CRUDE. YES, SHE'S RAUNCHY. YES, SHE'S INAPPROPRIATE. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WE LOVE HER. SO SIT BACK AND READ THIS BACK-AND-FORTH WITH OUR OWN CRUDE WOMAN, WAYNE CHINSANG, AS HE GOES HEAD-TO-VAG WITH THE ONE AND ONLY SARAH SILVERMAN.

Wayne Chinsang: You come across as very tough and abrasive, but you can't be like that all the time. Come on, tell me about the last time you cried.

Sarah Silverman: Two nights ago, my boyfriend and I had a fight. It really was about nothing, but he just fell right to sleep in the middle of it, which enraged me. That night, I fake cried myself to sleep. He still didnít wake up. And Saturday night I saw Happy Endings, and I really got a lump in my throat watching Jason Ritter. He was just like his dad [actor John Ritter]. He wasnít trying to be; definitely not. It was just in him, and it moved me. Gay answer? Maybe... maybe....

WC: You're working on a pilot with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab for Comedy Central. I already know what it's about because I read about it online, and our readers are a pretty resourceful bunch, so I'm sure they can learn about it if they're really interested. So instead, how about telling me what the show isn't about?

SS: AIDS.

WC: How has it been working with Dan and Rob? You guys pretty much on the same comedic level, or is there a nice clash of ideas going on?

SS: Well, Dan is a dick, and Rob is a pussy. Together, theyíre making a beautiful baby called The Sarah Silverman Show.

WC: When can we expect to see your show on Comedy Central?

SS: Weíre shooting the pilot during the second week of September, so who knows. Winter? Spring? Never?

WC: So, you're a woman working in a business that is predominantly run by men, but at the same time you're a Jew, and word is they run everything out there. Does one cancel the other out and make you about even?

SS: Itís the best of both worlds, because I have a vag, and I love money!

WC: You've been doing your thing for over ten years now, but everything really seems to be clicking for you lately, with your one-woman show, your movie, and now your pilot. Why the hell did it take people a decade to wise up?

SS: Well, I always heard that starlets usually get discovered at 34, so cross your fingers!!!

WC: Do you think you can get away with being crude easier than a guy can, because it's seen as being cute and adorable?

SS: Yeah. Look how crude yet adorable I am in this interview, and itís just in print. Holy shit. Iím adorable even in print.

WC: Why Jimmy [Kimmel, Sarahís boyfriend]?

SS: Because he loves pussy.

WC: I know you're friends with Garry Shandling, so I have to ask, have you ever seen his vagina? Does he shave it bald, or is it a landing strip?

SS: Itís a classic, which I prefer. A neat triangle; natural sized, but trimmed down flat with the corners cleaned up a bit.

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