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WAYNE'S BLOG
ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD AT THE AGE OF 39
2007-02-09 13:38:59

Anna Nicole Smith died yesterday at the age of 39.

In more important news, I have gas.

Word.

- Wayne, TLC

COMBAT THEATER THIS WEEKEND!
2007-01-11 14:26:39

Hello, my little fart sandwiches. Vinnie here. Miss me? I know I did. Miss me. Not you, though. I never miss you. You're always with me. Right here... and I'm not pointing to my heart, if you catch what I'm transmittin'.

Anyhooker, Wayne left me to do some last minute chores while he's out prancing around in L.A. What else is new? I don't even know how to USE this shiny new blog feature, let alone do it proficiently enough to promote the most awesome thing happening this weekend.

COMBAT THEATER, BITCHES!

Here's the info:
Bunny Gumbo's COMBAT THEATER
Friday, January 12th
Saturday, January 13th
8 PM
At the Milwaukee Youth Arts Center
325 W. Walnut (on the corner of Walnut and MLK)
Tickets are $18 each and are available AT THE DOOR ONLY.


If you've never been to one of these, you're a suck. Here's why (from their Pulitzer Prize-winning press release):

"Combat Theatre takes challenges eight playwrights, eight directors and 30 actors to bring 16 original scripts from initial concept to performance before a live audience - in only 24 hours. Topics, locations, directors and actors are all, literally, pulled from a hat. There is no advanced preparation, no warning, no mercy - just instinct, ability and raw talent on display. Professional artists flying without a net! The outcome of the process is a wide variety of 15-minute works that range from admirable to brilliant."

I've seen it with my own eyes. I can attest to it being worth every single penny you pay, and then some. It's hilarious, brilliant, hilarious again, and regrettably one-time-only. I'd kill an emu to have a DVD of each one I've seen.

You've been warned, emus.

So, cancel your plans. Come to Combat Theater. Need more info? Email Bunny Gumbo here.

See you there,

- Vinnie, TLC
2006 HAS FUCKING SUCKED, AND THIS IS JUST THE SHIT ICING ON THE TURD CAKE...
2006-12-27 20:59:22

Goddamnit. Motherfucker. Shit.

I don't know about you kids, but 2006 has sucked the balls of the Devil himself for yours truly. And this death, the death of the man who was music incarnate, just about wraps shit up for me. I'm done. Let's hurry the fuck up and get to 2007 already.

If you dug the man and his music, play it loud today. And if you weren't a fan, get the fuck off my site and don't come back.

Word.

- Wayne, TLC

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