This month I chat with the witty Harland Williams of Rocket Man, Half Baked and There's Something About Mary fame. Harland cuts through the bullshit, and tells it like it is.
darby: What's next for Harland Williams?
Harland: I just finished a film called Sorority Boys for Touchstone. It'll be out this spring.
d: Bubble gum or Bubble Yum?
H: Bubble butt. Definitely.
d: George Burns or Montgomery Burns?
H: Sideburns, growing on my ass.
d: Cats or dogs?
H: Ah,..boy, oh boy. Pussy.
d: Clean air or clean water?
H: Clean underpants, for once. That's all I ask.
d: Do dogs have lips?
H: Hell, yeah!
d: Do hot dogs have lips?
H: Hot dogs are made of lips. And assholes.
d: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
H: Well, I started one back in 1973 and It's still going. Right now I'm at 3,000,002,027. No, wait! 3,000,002,028! I'm not there yet, but I'm close.
d: What CD is in your car right now?
H: Let's see. The soundtrack to Get Carter.
d: Favorite movie of all-time?
H: Powder. It's got to be Powder. I just love bald albinos locked in a basement. That's what it's all about.
d: Is that what does it for you?
H: Yeah. I mean, who doesn't it do it for? You know?
VISIT HARLAND AT HARLANDWILLIAMS.COM