DECEMBER'S FUN FACT:

Actually, this isn’t a Fun Fact. The one I wrote was fucking lame. So, rather than try and come up with a good one, I think running this picture of Percussion Princess Lars Ulrich is a much better solution. I’m only sad that I couldn’t find a picture of him in the Daisy Duke-ish tennis shorts he used to play in back in the ‘80s. That, or a picture of him tubesteaking Sean Fanning, like he did back when Napster was cool.