MARS, MW - In even weirder news from Mars, Michael Jackson’s inner child, Michael Jackson, has filed a restraining order against Michael Jackson.

“I don’t know what that crazy fool was thinkin’,” young Mikey told authorities. “I never said I wanted to look like Diana Ross or that damned Raelian-alien when I grew up! Ah-hee-hee!”

Adult Michael could not be reached for comment, as he was busy watching Les Miserables while listening to Dark Side of the Moon and drinking toast out of his blender.