SEVEN SENT TO HOSPITAL DUE TO KAMA SUTRA MISPRINTING
reporting by fphatty lamar

WARMBURG, LA - Seven people, 28 limbs, 32 joints, four sprains, and six hyperextensions. The horror. The quaint town of Warmburg, Louisiana will never be the same.

And from now on, 15-year-old Patrick Keller will knock before entering his parents' bedroom.

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