You thought Ninja Poetry ended last issue? Indeed. Indeed, it did. But while cleaning out his mysterious vaults, young, intrepid, mildly-heterosexual D.J. Kirkbride discovered three "lost" ninja poems that he'd "losted". These are them.

NINJAS ALL UP IN IT

Ninjas get all up in it.

You even cross 'em

You're gonna be in some

Shit.

Ninjas take a target down.

To get in the way

You'd have to be a foo'

Clown.

Ninjas gonna fuck you up.

Mess wit' 'em, dumbass,

And you be shit outta

Luck.

Ninjas?

Fuck, dude,

They all up in it.

WHAT UP WITH NINJAS?

What up with ninjas?

For true.

What crawled up their butts

And died?

They momma told 'em

They cute...

But she lied.

Is that why they wear

Masks?

To cover up they

Ugly,

Fugly

Faces?

Is that why they dig

Killing with

Ninjutsu?

Since they’re so ugly,

They gotta

Be angry,

Too?

What up with ninjas?

NINJAS DON'T GET PISSED

Ninjas don't get pissed

Even when they throw a star

At at human target...

And they muh-fucking miss!

Ninjas don't get down

Even when betrayal is

The true name o' the game...

They fucking get even!

Ninjas don't get fool,

Though their footies sure ain't cool,

They make a lot of sense...

And they kick all kinds o'

...Ass.