VIDEO SPOTTED ON MTV!
reporting by vinnie baggadonuts

NEW YORK, NY (AP) - An actual music video was spotted on MTV Friday afternoon, marking the first appearance of a music video on the network in over 15 years. The video, Shaggy’s current Top 40 radio staple, “It Wasn’t Me”, aired in its entirety ten minutes before the season-finale of the Music Television Network’s popular reality-based series, Road Rules. Executives at the network claim to have no knowledge of where the “video” came from, or how it managed to steal valuable network airtime. Lawyers for the video’s star, Shaggy, could not be reached for comment.