WASHINGTON, D.C. - A panel of anti-porn advocates told the U.S. Senate at a hearing Thursday that Internet pornography is corrupting children and hooking adults into an addiction that threatens their jobs and families.

Mary Anne Layden, co-director of a sexual trauma program at the University of Pennsylvania, stated, "...pornography’s effect on the brain mirrors addiction to heroin or crack cocaine."

Layden and a panel of other anti-porn advocates attempted to penetrate the belief that... heh, heh, heh. I just said "penetrate". You know, like, to penetrate someone. That's funny... kinda made me hot... yeah... ah, does anyone mind if don't finish this article? I just remembered I, uh, left some toast in the microwave. Gotta run!