VERDICT REACHED IN MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL
By guest reporter, Sesame Street's Two-Headed Monster
Illustration by Ian

SANTA MARIA, CA - We go to Santa Maria courthouse this week. We watch for verdict in Michael Jackson trial. Soon they tell us what happens to King of Pop.
 
Wait, wait... decision is in! Jury find Michael...

not guil               ty

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not guilty!

What?!? Not guilty?!? You gotta be kidding us!

Well, we guess that mean Bob has chance of acquittal, too. Huh.