FEBRUARY'S FUN FACT:

So, let me get this straight: Pete Townshend, rock legend, guitar god, whose career choice automatically grants him an all-access pass to an endless, diverse, global sea of legal pussy, gets busted with a randy-dandy connection to kiddie porn, including a fully-paid-a-la-credit-card entry to an Internet pederast porn site which, he claims, is “research” for his forthcoming book on the sexual abuses he suffered as a child.

Just checking.