THINGS WAYNE HATES
by vinnie baggadonuts
illustration by amanda morley

This month's installment: Matrix: Reloaded

Though he has yet to actually see the movie, Wayne has developed a deep-seeded hatred for this multi-million dollar grossing sci-fi action flick. What put such a venomous burr in his saddle? The bulk of our staff, that's who. As the great majority of the tastes like chicken kids are comic fanatics, their love for all things science fiction is intense. And, as all comic kids/illustrators like to talk, their Matrix: Reloaded discussions have consumed a great deal of the last few weeks. Meetings turn into critical analysis, dinners turn into heated debates. And Wayne, poor Wayne,.. his already cold heart grows colder and more angry with each and every mention of "Neo" and his magic flying cloak.

Tune in next month, when Wayne is guaranteed to hate something else!