HOT SUMMER SEQUELS ANNOUNCED!
reporting by staff member #716

With only eight short months until the beginning of the much-anticipated summer movie season, Hollywood studios have begun promoting what is sure to be one of the biggest box office years to date. And what would a mega-blockbuster summer be without the inevitable avalanche of sequels?

Here’s a short list of just a few of the mega-hot franchises receiving new installments in the summer of 2004:

John Carpenter’s Escape From Tampa

2 Quick 2 Dead

XXX 2: Four X’s

The Lion King: Reloaded

Freddy vs. Jason 2: A Film By ICPglenn23

Indiana Jones And The Artificial Hip

The One 2

Dude, I Think That’s My Car Over There

Tron 2: Return To Tron

James Bond 007: The Golden World That Dies Forever

Sequel 2: The Sequel

Steven Spielberg Presents Minority Report: Second Anniversary Special Edition

Reservoir Dogs 2: Everybody’s Dead, Even Mr. Pink

Rocky VI: I’m Serious

Speed 3: Planes Plummet To The Ground If They Go Too Slow Anyway

Star Wars Episode III: The Ruined Franchise