Keep It Crisp by Breezy Porticos is not my cup of tea. It's a little like early Smiths meets folk music. Strumming jangly guitars and droning vocals on all the tunes makes the whole album run together to form the longest, most boring song I've ever heard.

That's it.

There is nothing more to say.

I feel sleepy.

Oh! That's good! Keep It Crisp by Breezy Porticos will make you want to take a nap.

I love naps. I guess there is something good about this album. Keep strumming those guitars, fuckers.