DES MOINES, IA - Local woman Wendy Miles, 28, learned Monday that actor Gary Sinise now has legs.

"I couldn't believe it," stated the confused bank teller. "I saw him in Forrest Gump, and he didn't have legs then. But I was flipping through channels on TV the other night and came across an episode of CSI: N.Y. And I screamed, 'Holy Moses! That's Lieutenant Dan... and he has legs now!'"

Miles is amazed by how far technology has come in the last decade.

"I mean, if we can give a guy a pair of legs, what's next? Time machines?!?"

Miles' childhood friend, Tiffany Taylor, 27, stated off the record, "Wendy's just a little gullible. Just go along with it, okay? You should have seen how badly she flipped out when she found out Yoda was actually a puppet."