THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
by april may june marie lamar
drawing by anya loar

Look out! The floor is made of lava! Stay on the couches! Don’t touch the carpet! Ha, ha! Paul touched the floor! You’re out, Paul. You’re out! You’re dead. Wait in the kitchen. NO! You are OUT! You stepped on the newspaper, and everyone knows paper burns up on lava. You’re out! Now, wait. Okay, you’re back in now.