NINTENDO RELEASES 4-BIT GAME SYSTEM!
reporting by insane wayne chinsang

Nintendo announced Monday that it would be releasing yet another new game system later this year.

“Even though the Game Cube was just recently released in stores, we’re already looking to the future for a newer and hipper system,” said Nintendo spokesperson Marrianne Tillery. “We know that true gaming fans are tired of fluid motion and fully-rendered, 360-degree interactive games. We’re looking to the past for the future. We’re hoping that this will begin a whole retro movement in the gaming industry.”

Nintendo’s new 4-bit system, titled Video Game System, offers gamers wonderfully pixelated games in brilliant two-color display. The first game for the system, titled Box, lets players see all 6 sides of a box! Six other games are slated to come out starting in 2003. Among the titles are Line, Square (the sequel to Box) and Rectangle (the sequel to Square). Look for this 4-bit madness next Christmas.